Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

 Glad I wear a padded bra because I was kneed pretty hard yesterday while I was waxing a beaver. 

If you’re tired of peering through an overgrown bush, now is a great time to come see the wax experts at the Mark & M.E. and Wax It All Salon. 

 Although Rochester is going to see some snow tomorrow, you can still wax your kitty – just put a warm coat on it!

Even if you don’t date, most women get waxed for the most important person: themselves.

 If you want a pretty bikini line this summer, the time to start waxing is NOW! It usually takes a few waxes before you notice how much finer and thinner the hair comes back. 

 Let me introduce myself. My name is Mary Elizabeth. My nickname is M.E. which I am totally fine with since our salon name is Mark & M.E. The funny thing is that several people called me Mary Ellen this week and it kind of confused me… I know I can be forgetful and I really like my red wine, but did I forget what the E stood for?

 Today’s wax tip: If you want to minimize redness and reduce your risk of getting irritated after you get a Brazilian Wax, it’s best to avoid strenuous exercise that day. Tight clothing and sweat can aggravate freshly waxed skin.

Today’s wax tip: Using lotion to nourish your skin or to protect it from the sun is great, but most lotions should not be put on the bikini area because they can clog your pores causing ingrown hairs and irritation. 

 Today’s helpful wax tip: Since your skin is composed mainly of water, being dehydrated will not only make the waxing experience more painful but your skin will most like get irritated and remain red a lot longer. 

 A woman told her friend she HAD to come see me for a Brazilian Wax because when I finish,  it feels like a dolphin.