Our 3 day weekend is over and we are back at what we do best…beautifying! But please don’t wait until the last minute to make an appointment, because we are very busy and hate saying no.
Mark & M.E. 585-473-7360 and Wax It All 585-348-9355
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Just a friendly reminder that the cast and crew of Mark & M.E. and Wax It All are taking an extra day off to just chill. If you want to come in this week, feel free to email us at marknmesalon@gmail.com or waxitallsalon@gmail.com
A girl told me she wanted to start getting Brazilian Waxes because shaving made her itch so badly that she felt like she had ants in her pants!!
When I give someone a Brazilian Wax, I love sharing funny stories with the client, because I really do have the funniest job in the world! If you want to hear more crazy stories about my bizarre career, check out The Happy Hoo-Ha on Amazon. It was the first book I ever wrote about waxing v-j-jays for a living!!!
Remember the story about the drug dealer who had 2 phones with her while I gave her a Brazilian Wax? Apparently when she cashed out, she was One Dollar short. I’m thinking she’s not very good at her job.
Not only will you feel ‘safe’ getting waxed at Mark & M.E., you’ll have fun!
Today I had a deja vu of something I posted about last week while giving a girl a Brazilian Wax.
Client: Crap, my phone is dying.
M.E. I have a charger.
Client: It’s a Galaxy.
M.E. So sorry, my charger is for iPhones.
Client: I have one of those too.
M.E. Why do you have two?
Client: (major monster hesitation……) It’s for work…
M.E. You’re a drug dealer.
Client: Yea.
Can’t make this up.
Just a friendly reminder that Mark & M.E. and Wax It All will be closed Tuesday, July 6th so our staff can enjoy a 3 day weekend!!!!
The crazy stories are endless when you wax Brazilians for a living. And when a story makes me speechless, I feel compelled to share. I had a new client come in complaining that she couldn’t get on the table because she hurt her back at work. I offered to reschedule the appointment but she adamantly declined because she needed the wax for a date the following evening. Apparently a former dom of hers wanted to trade places and she needed to be ready for how physical one needs to be when he or she is a dominant.
Mark & Mary Elizabeth will not be working July 3-7 because they are celebrating their son’s marriage again with a kick-ass party!!!
