Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
It’s hilarious how the expletives coming out of our client’s mouths escalate during the Brazilian Waxing Service. Ladies start with an “Oh God” to a “Jesus Christ!” to a “Holy Sh*t!!!!” What makes this scenario even funnier is that more women than not apologize profusely after their outbursts. Do they really think we have never heard a swear word before? Please don’t apologize. We are not that sensitive. When you do what we do for a living, you hear it all.
So this is what’s going on. We have one employee going on maternity leave next week and another going on maternity leave in July. We have staff members on vacation this week and others the following two weeks. The sun is finally shining in Rochester New York and I know there are a lot of you that are feeling as hairy as Austin Power’s chest hair, so you need to plan your next wax. Waiting until the last minute is not a good idea, unless you like to live dangerously.
Call us!
Mark & M.E. 585-473-7360
Wax It All 585-348-9355
When you get your first Brazilian Wax with us, you will receive an after care gift bag. It not only has after care instructions (like waiting to get busy…) it also has our Helpful Wax Hint page that can be found on our website. The bag includes a sucker in case you feel a little lightheaded after, which isn’t common but can happen. We try to make your experience as pleasant as possible. Brazilians don’t have to be tortuous. They can be a fun and efficient service and that is the type of atmosphere we try to offer you. We also like to educate every client so he or she has the best experience possible, because knowledge is power and Brazilians make you feel like a Super Hero!
The sun is shining,
the wax is heated
and we are ready to play.
So on this special hispanic occasion,
we expect folks to scream
in Spanish today!
The problematic product: We sell a lot of products for the bikini area, which shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone since we are known as The Home of The Brazilian Wax. One of the products we carry is a feminine cleanser made with apple cider vinegar to help balance the PH of the v-j-jay. It’s called the Nookie Cookie and strongly resembles an oatmeal cookie. It works really well, not only in the bikini area, but the underarms as well. When we got to work this morning, we realized someone must have mistaken the soap for an oatmeal cookie and took a big bite out of it! We’ve been selling the Nookie Cookie for a few years and I think this is the first time anyone has actually tasted it. It does say that it’s a feminine cleansing bar on the front of the package. In case you want to hear me tell the story, I made a short TikTok today about this problematic product. My TikTok name is thehappyhooha (of course it is) if you want to check it out.
Thank you to everyone who went to Mark & M.E. and Wax It All while the owners took a few days off. For those of you who are waiting to see Mark or M.E., they’ll be back tomorrow. Feel free to email for an appointment! marknmesalon@gmail.com or waxitallsalon@gmail.com
Proper Grooming
Makes Us Glad
But Mowing Your Ears
Is Very Bad.
Waxing Your Ears
Will Make Us Cheer
And The Bonus Is That
You’ll Be Able To Hear!
