We’ve been very busy getting all the hairy bunnies ready for Easter. Both salons are open until 3pm today if you haven’t prepped for the holiday yet. Give us a call!
Mark & M.E. Salon 585-473-7360
Wax It All Salon 585-348-9355
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Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
On this holy day, we have already had some funny comments that are worth sharing. One woman said she waited so long between waxes that she felt like Jesus was taking her to Calvary on this Good Friday.
When I was growing up, I remember being such an impatient child that my mom would call me an eager beaver. The other day a woman climbed on my table to get a Brazilian Wax. She hadn’t been waxed since January. She told me she had an eager beaver. It’s funny how that expression means something else to me now.
A girl called to make an appointment for a Brazilian Wax with one of my staff members. This employee was leaving early because her son was sick. There was only one spot open.
M.E. “The only thing she has is a 12:45.”
LET’S CALL THIS CLIENT JANICE: “OH.”
And she hung up. No name, no phone number so I assumed she didn’t like that time and that was that.
At 1:15 I walked into the waiting area and saw a girl sitting there.
M.E. “Are you my next one?”
LET’S CALL THIS CLIENT JANICE. “I don’t want you. I want the other girl.”
M.E. “Did you have an appointment?”
LET’S CALL THE CLIENT JANICE. “Yea, at 12:45.” (no she didn’t but I went with it)
M.E. “Well you’re a half an hour late and she left for the day so you’re stuck with me.”
That is how the stoner appointment from the past 3 days story started…
So I’m just finishing the wax on the dehydrated and stoned lady when my staff let me know my next one was waiting in the hallway. After the she left the room, I brought the next client in. The client proceeds to remove her pants and undies and get up on the table. As she sits down, there is a knock on the door.
M.E. “What’s up?” I say loudly through the closed door.
Stoner: “I left one of my blunts on the table.”
M.E. “One sec. I’ll grab it.”
As I walk around the table to get it, she bursts through the door with her hand out – just like Kramer.
The client on the waxing table proceeds to cross her legs and cover her lap with her hands. Once the stoner left the room with the joint in her hand, my sober clients says, “I’m glad I’m not modest!”
Another crazy Brazilian Wax room conversation with a woman who works as a CNA in a hospital.
Her: “This hurts.”
M.E. “Well, you are very dehydrated.”
Her: “What’s that mean?”
M.E. “Your skin is composed of roughly 70% water so when you don’t drink enough water, your skin becomes dehydrated and the waxing will be more painful and you could be a little more sensitive after.”
Her: “But I had a cup of coffee…”
M.E. “Unfortunately coffee also dehydrates you. Besides, you’re high and that also makes your skin more dehydrated and can heighten your sensitivity.”
Her: “Yea, I smoked a blunt before I got here.”
M.E. “I know I can tell. You obviously have cotton cootch.”
Her: “I don’t get it.”
M.E. “You know how you get cotton mouth? That’s not all that is dried out.”
rest of story tomorrow…
A girl insisted that she wanted a vagisil at Mark & M.E. I politely corrected her and told her that it was actually referred to as a vajacial, because it is a combination of the words facial and vagina. She had a few questions about the service so I explained how the vajacials can help with ingrown hairs, discoloration and hair bumps. I used the word several times so she’d remember how it was actually pronounced. As I was finishing her service, one of my staff members sent me a message on our intercom that said my next client was in the waiting area. That’s when she looked at me and said “ain’t you giving me my vagisil?” 😩
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Is your kitty ready for Easter Break? If not, you know who to call! We’ve expanded our staff at both locations so we can get everybody ready for the holidays!!!
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