As Halloween approaches, it’s time for us Brazilian Wax Technicians to decide what costume to wear.
What do you think of this one???
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Clients say the silliest things when they are getting a Brazilian Wax. Yesterday I waxed a woman who I haven’t seen since before COVID. She was nervous because she had been trimming and her hair was really coarse. As I was performing the service, she told me that it was hard to carry on a conversation with me while I was murdering her vagina. The funny thing is when I finished, she said, “That wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be!” Listen, I have no intention of murdering anything. I like to remove the fur off animals – not harm them.
We are happy to report that socks will not be found in either bathroom at Mark & M.E. or at Wax It All. Why? Because our toilet seat is already heated!!!
I’ve been called a lot of names in my career as a Brazilian Wax Technician. Some are good and some have been kind of naughty. I now have a new name that was created while I was waxing two friends.
Say hello to Your Supersonic Snatch Sista!
Did you hear about the crash in Oklahoma City a few weeks ago? I’m happy to say that no one was hurt, but I’m a little jealous about what was spilled all over the highway. Apparently, everything you are looking at is boxes of lube and countless dildos! I can’t wait for my lube to become so popular that I need a big semi truck to transport it to Oklahoma!!! For now, you can get my lube on Amazon. It’s called The Happy Hoo-Ha Organic Aloe-Based Personal Lubricant. And remember, if you review my product, you can save $10 on any service at either Mark & M.E. or Wax It All.
There is something about a Brazilian Wax that makes you feel like you can fly! Share this if you agree!
The Happy Hoo-Ha Personal Lubricant has its first review on Amazon!!!! Even if you purchased some at the salon, you can review it on Amazon and save $10 on your next service at either salon, Mark & M.E. or Wax It All. Thank you in advance!!!
OK, I’M BORED WITH THE WAXING SURVIVAL GUIDE STUFF. IT LASTED 3 WEEKS AND I HOPE IT HELPED EASE SOME OF YOUR ANXIETY ABOUT WAXING. IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS, PLEASE CALL ME OR SEND ME AN EMAIL. MARKNMESALON@GMAIL.COM
WAXING SURVIVAL GUIDE
21) IF THERE ARE ANY STRAYS, FEEL FREE TO TWEEZE THEM IN THE DIRECTION OF THE GROWTH.
(OR YOU COULD HAVE SOMEONE CHEW THEM OFF…)
WAXING SURVIVAL GUIDE
20) IF YOU STAY RED FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS, PLEASE PICK UP SOME “NO TRAUMA MOMMA.” IT CALMS THE SKIN AFTER A WAX.
