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21) IF THERE ARE ANY STRAYS, FEEL FREE TO TWEEZE THEM IN THE DIRECTION OF THE GROWTH.
(OR YOU COULD HAVE SOMEONE CHEW THEM OFF…)
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WAXING SURVIVAL GUIDE
20) IF YOU STAY RED FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS, PLEASE PICK UP SOME “NO TRAUMA MOMMA.” IT CALMS THE SKIN AFTER A WAX.
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19) We sell several products designed to reduce the risk of ingrown hairs and irritation. They are not expensive and can last several months.
(FYI: I was going to use a pic of a woman in lingerie, but I didn’t want to flagged by Google again and am tired of being put in Facebook Jail!)
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18) We recommend that you refrain from vigorous exercise for at least 12 hours after your wax to avoid clogging pores and irritation. (Feel free to use your Brazilian Wax appointment as an excuse to skip the gym!)
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17) Don’t get a spray tan before a wax (unless you want to look goofy!)
And please don’t get one for a few days after your wax (unless you want the solution to clog your pores and give you herpy looking bumps on your skin…)
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16) Leftover oil can clog pores and cause bumps so thoroughly wipe your bikini area so you get the oil out of your pores.
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15) Leftover wax can irritate the skin, so make sure you use enough oil to get rid of the wax residue while you are in the salon.
Unless you think being stinky could be fun…
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14) If you want the hair to come out easier and more thoroughly, try our water based shower scrub right before your appointment. It works great and loosens up those stubborn hairs that like to stick to your skin.
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13) You tend to be more sensitive right before your period, so keep that in mind when scheduling your appointment.
Waxing Survival Guide
12) Avoid moisturizing soaps on the bikini area. They leave a film on the skin.
I’m not a fan of Dove. It clogs the pores and can cause bacterial infections if put in the creases. Doves are best seen flying through the air loving other Dove birds…