Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I was at the beach yesterday, and I couldn’t help notice all of the women with red, rashy and irritated bikini areas. How is it possible that all women don’t get Brazilian Bikini Waxes? Red bumps are not sexy. In fact, they need to be put away.

Orajel is not the best numbing agent to use before a Brazilian Wax. However, it could be a fun surprise to make you man’s mouth numb. Just a thought.

If you think about it logically, a technician needs two arms to properly perform a Brazilian Bikini Wax. So when a girl hangs onto my right forearm throughout the service, it makes it harder for me to do the wax and it hurts more because I can’t hold the skin taut. But the most annoying part of this scenario that occurred last week is that I walked away with bruises on my arm.

I love knowing that men read my blog. Several months ago I told you about a girl who came to Mark & M.E. to get a Brazilian and she had her man’s baby butter all over her. A husband of one of my client’s said I should call it Baby Batter since the consistency changes after it has mixed with the woman. Good point. Thank you.

All he has to find is your one egg. Hope you landscaped so he could find it.
~your Brazilian Easter Bunny~

I reached out to some contacts to see if they can offer any assistance… I will let you know what comes back.

Today is my 2 year anniversary blogging about beaves. I started the blog in hopes of getting my manuscript published. Sadly, nobody has come forward to help me. If I can get someone to do something with my book, I still plan to blog. It should be pretty obvious by now that I love to talk about twats, cantor about cootches, praise the puss and, ultimately, make you laugh.
~your Brazilian Goddess~

I write about more than Brazilians. Check out my latest article. http://thesocialgods.com/should-guys-have-hair-or-be-bare/

Things can get sticky between a woman’s legs during a Brazilian Wax. In order to get to certain parts, I put lotion on a woman to spread things apart. As I rubbed the lotion in, I removed the ball of her genital piercing. Another first.

Cheers to all of the women in their 60″s who are getting Brazilian Bikini Waxes!