Today is my 2 year anniversary blogging about beaves. I started the blog in hopes of getting my manuscript published. Sadly, nobody has come forward to help me. If I can get someone to do something with my book, I still plan to blog. It should be pretty obvious by now that I love to talk about twats, cantor about cootches, praise the puss and, ultimately, make you laugh.
~your Brazilian Goddess~
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I write about more than Brazilians. Check out my latest article. http://thesocialgods.com/should-guys-have-hair-or-be-bare/
Things can get sticky between a woman’s legs during a Brazilian Wax. In order to get to certain parts, I put lotion on a woman to spread things apart. As I rubbed the lotion in, I removed the ball of her genital piercing. Another first.
Cheers to all of the women in their 60″s who are getting Brazilian Bikini Waxes!
Will the Easter Bunny be able to find the Golden Egg through the long, untamed brush? If not, time for a Brazilian.
A Brazilian Wax is not a four letter word. Just what comes out of the client’s mouth is.
Women will cease getting Brazilians as a way to protect their virtue. I had a woman hold off waxing her legs for the same reason. She referred to her leg hair as her force field.
You know I finished the Brazilian on the girl from yesterday who fell off the bed. Her sister held one leg, I held the other, and, the next thing she knew, she was bald.
Interesting day when giving a Brazilian to an 8 month pregnant woman is easier than doing a young, slender woman who thrashes so much after each rip that she falls off the bed.
If you don’t have someone specific to get a Brazilian for, that’s okay. Pick up a copy of “50 Shades of Grey” and you’ll have no problem enjoying your Brazilian on your own.