Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Someone told me that a technician at another salon stopped doing Brazilians after a woman crapped on the table. In all the years I have been doing this, I am happy to say that has never happened to me.

Rectal bleaching is a legitimate salon service that we do not offer at Mark & M.E. even though I have had requests for it. That doesn’t mean is hasn’t been mentioned by many women while I give them a Brazilian. One client, in fact, told me she used facial bleach on her rectum to see if it would lighten it up. It did nothing. Oh,bummer.

When a woman comes in with pubic hair growing down her legs, up her stomach, and basically everywhere, I don’t think it is very sexy. So when I get rid of all the hair and leave a little landing strip or triangle, I feel very satisfied with my effort. I completely landscaped one of my clients and couldn’t help but exclaim how cute she looked when I finished. Her response, “only you would say it’s cute.”
~your Brazilian Bikini Beautician~

I had a girl from New York City come in for a Brazilian. She normally leaves the inside of the lips hairy because she thinks it is too painful to wax that part. I’m not a fan of hairy lips and I think that it is one of the least painful parts to wax, so you know I had to persuade her to take it all. As she was leaving, she said she wished she lived in Rochester because it was the first painless wax she had ever gotten. Go m.e.!

A girl I used to wax in college drove in from Buffalo so she could get a Brazilian from me. The last salon she went to did not include the rectum with the Brazilian. If they did wax the backside, they called it an Australian because they were going down under. She didn’t want to pay an extra $20 again for the technician to wax the entire pubic and rectal area. Not only was she humiliated when the girl put her on her hands and knees, she had a hard time holding herself up for nearly a half an hour. My rectal waxes are fast and free.

A friend of mine refers to being intimate as sexy time. I love the expression. In fact, I’d like everyone to have lots of sexy time with their silky snatches.
~Brazilian‘s Rock!”

When you come in for a Brazilian Bikini Wax, it is important to remember this one thing. When I put wax on your lower abdominal area, don’t sit up!

I got decorative glass panels to cover the fluorescent lights above one of my wax tables. Several women have commented how pretty and calming they are. One woman told me that although it was very peaceful, she knew I’d take that peaceful feeling away.
~your peaceful Brazilian wax chick~

You think a woman who performs Brazilians for a living has read and seen everything about them. Not so. Sunday night my husband and I saw the Vagina Monologues. I laughed a lot. I even cried several times. It was an emotional experience. If you haven’t seen it yet, there are more performances around town. Check it out. All the proceeds go to a great cause. And I loved the fact that for two hours, all the women talked about was their Vagina’s!

Part 3: Girl says she wants to kiss it. I say it’s weird we can’t reach it with our mouth. She sighs and says if she could reach it, she wouldn’t need her boyfriend.
~the Brazilian conversations continue…~