Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Someone told me there is a Chinese Proverb that says if you love your job, you won’t work another day in your life. I guess I haven’t worked since the 90’s.
~your unemployed Brazilian Wax Tech~

A girl with a lot of genital piercings referred to her snatch as her jewelry box. Thank goodness she had a Brazilian or her jewels would have gotten all tangled in her pubic hair.

A woman walked in the room and told me I should be really proud of her. She was with a new guy and was incredibly horny. She was tempted to shave but didn’t. And, since she was hairy, she held off sleeping with him. I am proud of her restraint and her sense to not shave. I had to laugh that she came for a Brazilian first thing the next morning so she wouldn’t have to behave any longer.

Sometimes I wake up feeling very beat up from all of the ripping that I do, but I can’t imagine doing anything else for a living.
~Tyson’s Brazilian Sparring Partner~

A woman referred to me as her Diva of Depilatory Wax. I like that.
~your Brazilian Diva~

If you pee after your Brazilian and the toilet paper sticks to you, you didn’t follow the directions on the clean up station very well.

Someone told me that a technician at another salon stopped doing Brazilians after a woman crapped on the table. In all the years I have been doing this, I am happy to say that has never happened to me.

Rectal bleaching is a legitimate salon service that we do not offer at Mark & M.E. even though I have had requests for it. That doesn’t mean is hasn’t been mentioned by many women while I give them a Brazilian. One client, in fact, told me she used facial bleach on her rectum to see if it would lighten it up. It did nothing. Oh,bummer.

When a woman comes in with pubic hair growing down her legs, up her stomach, and basically everywhere, I don’t think it is very sexy. So when I get rid of all the hair and leave a little landing strip or triangle, I feel very satisfied with my effort. I completely landscaped one of my clients and couldn’t help but exclaim how cute she looked when I finished. Her response, “only you would say it’s cute.”
~your Brazilian Bikini Beautician~

I had a girl from New York City come in for a Brazilian. She normally leaves the inside of the lips hairy because she thinks it is too painful to wax that part. I’m not a fan of hairy lips and I think that it is one of the least painful parts to wax, so you know I had to persuade her to take it all. As she was leaving, she said she wished she lived in Rochester because it was the first painless wax she had ever gotten. Go m.e.!