Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A girl I used to wax in college drove in from Buffalo so she could get a Brazilian from me. The last salon she went to did not include the rectum with the Brazilian. If they did wax the backside, they called it an Australian because they were going down under. She didn’t want to pay an extra $20 again for the technician to wax the entire pubic and rectal area. Not only was she humiliated when the girl put her on her hands and knees, she had a hard time holding herself up for nearly a half an hour. My rectal waxes are fast and free.

A friend of mine refers to being intimate as sexy time. I love the expression. In fact, I’d like everyone to have lots of sexy time with their silky snatches.
~Brazilian‘s Rock!”

When you come in for a Brazilian Bikini Wax, it is important to remember this one thing. When I put wax on your lower abdominal area, don’t sit up!

I got decorative glass panels to cover the fluorescent lights above one of my wax tables. Several women have commented how pretty and calming they are. One woman told me that although it was very peaceful, she knew I’d take that peaceful feeling away.
~your peaceful Brazilian wax chick~

You think a woman who performs Brazilians for a living has read and seen everything about them. Not so. Sunday night my husband and I saw the Vagina Monologues. I laughed a lot. I even cried several times. It was an emotional experience. If you haven’t seen it yet, there are more performances around town. Check it out. All the proceeds go to a great cause. And I loved the fact that for two hours, all the women talked about was their Vagina’s!

Part 3: Girl says she wants to kiss it. I say it’s weird we can’t reach it with our mouth. She sighs and says if she could reach it, she wouldn’t need her boyfriend.
~the Brazilian conversations continue…~

When the woman from yesterday said she wanted to kiss herself after her Brazilian, I made the comment that I always thought it was interesting that although God made us flexible human beings, he made it impossible for us to kiss our own genitalia.

Most women are excited to get a Brazilian by me. In fact, yesterday a woman was so excited when I finished that she said she wanted to kiss it.

It’s still pretty close to one swipe. The rips are very efficient. 😉

I’m sorry but I can’t give you a Brazilian in one swipe. You have too many nooks and crannies.