Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

When the woman from yesterday said she wanted to kiss herself after her Brazilian, I made the comment that I always thought it was interesting that although God made us flexible human beings, he made it impossible for us to kiss our own genitalia.

Most women are excited to get a Brazilian by me. In fact, yesterday a woman was so excited when I finished that she said she wanted to kiss it.

It’s still pretty close to one swipe. The rips are very efficient. 😉

I’m sorry but I can’t give you a Brazilian in one swipe. You have too many nooks and crannies.

I was at the beach yesterday, and I couldn’t help notice all of the women with red, rashy and irritated bikini areas. How is it possible that all women don’t get Brazilian Bikini Waxes? Red bumps are not sexy. In fact, they need to be put away.

Orajel is not the best numbing agent to use before a Brazilian Wax. However, it could be a fun surprise to make you man’s mouth numb. Just a thought.

If you think about it logically, a technician needs two arms to properly perform a Brazilian Bikini Wax. So when a girl hangs onto my right forearm throughout the service, it makes it harder for me to do the wax and it hurts more because I can’t hold the skin taut. But the most annoying part of this scenario that occurred last week is that I walked away with bruises on my arm.

I love knowing that men read my blog. Several months ago I told you about a girl who came to Mark & M.E. to get a Brazilian and she had her man’s baby butter all over her. A husband of one of my client’s said I should call it Baby Batter since the consistency changes after it has mixed with the woman. Good point. Thank you.

All he has to find is your one egg. Hope you landscaped so he could find it.
~your Brazilian Easter Bunny~

I reached out to some contacts to see if they can offer any assistance… I will let you know what comes back.