Someone called me the best in the Universe. C’mon now, the Universe?
~spreading the joy of Brazilians around the galaxy~
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
During my career, I’ve had a handful of women fall off the table as a result of their over dramatic behavior during their Brazilian. Normally, every drama queen has fallen off the table on the far side of me. Yesterday I had another 1st happen at Mark & M.E. A girl fell towards me. This actually worked out better, because I was able to catch her before she landed on the floor.
In order to get to your parts, I need to separate them. It doesn’t freak me out, so take a deep breath and let me do my thing. It’s really no big deal.
~your Brazilian junk spreader~
One of my client’s told her best friend she needed to go to Mark & M.E. to get a Brazilian because she was long overdue. The best friend offered to give my client’s boyfriend his Safari Hat for his journey through the jungle.
Someone told me there is a Chinese Proverb that says if you love your job, you won’t work another day in your life. I guess I haven’t worked since the 90’s.
~your unemployed Brazilian Wax Tech~
A girl with a lot of genital piercings referred to her snatch as her jewelry box. Thank goodness she had a Brazilian or her jewels would have gotten all tangled in her pubic hair.
A woman walked in the room and told me I should be really proud of her. She was with a new guy and was incredibly horny. She was tempted to shave but didn’t. And, since she was hairy, she held off sleeping with him. I am proud of her restraint and her sense to not shave. I had to laugh that she came for a Brazilian first thing the next morning so she wouldn’t have to behave any longer.
Sometimes I wake up feeling very beat up from all of the ripping that I do, but I can’t imagine doing anything else for a living.
~Tyson’s Brazilian Sparring Partner~
A woman referred to me as her Diva of Depilatory Wax. I like that.
~your Brazilian Diva~
If you pee after your Brazilian and the toilet paper sticks to you, you didn’t follow the directions on the clean up station very well.