Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A client told me that one of the benefits of getting a Brazilian is that she no longer cuts her finger nails with the razor when she is trying to navigate Down Under.

I have learned a lot from some of my clients that participate in the open relationship lifestyle. For example, if a woman has a man taking her from behind and has another man receiving her mouth from the front, it can be referred to as a spit roaster. Now, having a barbecue has a whole new meaning.
~learning about life one Brazilian at a time~

My married girl of 20 years from yesterday was going to a party for swingers. I wax a lot of swingers, so no, it didn’t shock me. In fact, I’m totally psyched that women are showing off my work in public.

I asked a married woman what she was doing one night. She asked me if I got shocked easily. I wax vagina’s and talk about sex for a living. Hmm, what do you think?
~your shock proof Brazilian Technician~

A woman had bronchitis and couldn’t stop coughing during her Brazilian. I told her I’d try to get her off as quickly as possible. I meant off the table.

When I started waxing in the 90’s, I would wax women completely bald but not know what to call it. We didn’t have a name for it. Now a Brazilian Bikini Wax is a household term. That makes me happy.

We are a family salon, and it is important to us that our clients feel like part of our large & wonderfully diverse clan. So when a mom and her 2 daughters get Brazilians together and all hang out in the room naked from the waist down after I finish, I was reassured that they felt like they were home.

A college girl told me I didn’t look big or strong enough to do Brazilians for a living. Looks can be deceiving girlfriend.

If keeping your sunglasses on helps, go for it.
~your Brazilian sunshine companion~

Don’t touch it, don’t sit up and don’t try to help.
Thank you.
~your Brazilian drill sergeant~