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Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
“I’m worse than an autumn yard that needs a good raking.” Love my wax clients and their witty emails!
For some reason, I decided to wait to blog today until I got home from parent’s weekend in North Carolina, because we were supposed to be home by 10:30 this morning. Well, that didn’t happen. Our 6 am flight was delayed so we’d miss our connection in Atlanta. So we got on a fight at 7am that had mechanical problems and had to get off the plane. There were no decent flights out of Wilmington so we drove 2 hours to Raleigh as fast as possible to make an 11 am flight that would allow us to get home while it was still daylight. A man asked me if it was important for me to get home today. I wanted to tell him that there were a lot of hairy people in Rochester that needed me, but I thought that might sound strange. So I just told him that I needed to get back to work.
Some kind of landscaping is usually recommended to avoid brush fires.
~Advice from the Brazilian Agricultural Organization~
While I was giving a young man a Brazilian, I told him about the two men who passed out during a wax. He said he couldn’t imagine passing out because the experience was so awakening!
You should really try to avoid knocking my glasses off. I need them to see what I’m doing.
~Brazilian Hazards~
If you like martinis, maybe you should get a martini glass next time you come in for a wax.
Dare to go bald. #thehappyhooha
I’m better than a strong cup of java in the morning.
~your Brazilian wakeup call!~
Brazilians give you a “smooth” journey through life.