Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A man heard me on the radio and decided to try out this whole Brazilian thing. He came to Mark and M.E. this week and got waxed by one of my staff members Kelly. The next day he called to thank us for not only making the service comfortable, but he really enjoyed his experience at our salon. He said he wasn’t a computer guy and didn’t do Facebook, but I still wanted to thank him for taking the time to call the salon. It made our day.

“A girl asked her friend, who was a licensed cosmetologist, if she’d give her a Brazilian. The friend said she’d rather give her a kidney.” {excerpt from The Happy Hoo-Ha}

I just want to make waxing fun!

I’m still here, even if it has been a year. Love reconnecting with my ladies who have taken a hiatus from waxing!

I don’t care about the size of your caboose as long as I can find the exit door.
~Waxing Logistics~

I had an older guy put a breath mint in his mouth before I waxed his junk. Making a pass or being polite?

One day, I went to the gas station to get a cup of coffee.  The two girls behind the counter were laughing when I walked in and were talking about a mistress.  After I got the coffee, I asked who the mistress was. They said I was the mistress. They thought my corvette was Mark’s and since he fills up my gas tank at this station, they assumed I was his mistress borrowing his car. I guess they didn’t notice the WAXITALL license plate.

This week at work I was a psychiatrist, a friend, a comedienne and a sex therapist. Oh yea, and a Brazilian Waxer.  It was a great week and I loved every minute of it.  Thank you!

Earlier in the summer, I did side-by-side Brazilians on a couple for the first time. I told them they’d love the feeling of being intimate with no hair in the way. Not only did they agree, they came back for another round.

Want to make your next wax easier? Drink water, not coffee before you come in.  Water hydrates your skin so the hair pulls out easier.  Coffee dehydrates you, tends to make you more nervous, and makes the hair more resistant to extraction. And if you drink enough water, you’ll be forced to use our bathroom and baby wipes before you get your Brazilian done.