Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

One time I had a girl come in for a Brazilian as a treat to herself for her birthday. She told me that she first noticed the signs in front of the salon when she was 18 years old, but was always afraid to come in. She was excited on this particular birthday, because she finally mustered up the courage to come get it done. It was her 30th birthday. {excerpt from #thehappyhenhouse}

I told someone that I learned to do Brazilians by waxing myself. She wanted to know if I had a suicide wish.

#Sassysnatch is off to do the breast cancer walk with two friends who are survivors and in honor of my sister, who is also a survivor.  Boobs and Beaves!

I am always so pumped to start my day at #marknme before 8am on Saturday’s. There’s no place I’d rather be.

A girl told me she feels like Beyonce when she gets a Brazilian, because it makes her feel so sexy.

I am humbled by all of the clients who travel over an hour to get waxed by me. One man drove to Rochester with his wife, because he is a huge fan of the restaurant Chipotle and they don’t have any of them in their neck of the woods. He told his wife that he was excited, because he was going to get burritos and sex.  What a perfect combination!

I heard about an article that said you have more sexual feelings when you are hairy. I think it was a misprint and they meant to say you have more sweaty feelings when you are hairy.

On November 19th, #Sassysnatch is going to be at The Comedy Club in Webster, NY at an event called The Rage Against The Vageen. Although I am not a comedienne, I will promoting my books and telling a few stories in hopes of making people laugh.  I am happy to say that there will be real comediennes at this event, so you are at least guaranteed to laugh with them. This is where I need your help. Please let me know what the funniest story is that I ever told you, that you read in one of my books, saw on my blog or read on my Twitter.  Don’t let #thehappyhooha lady be embarrassed that night! And feel free to join me.  Everyone loves to laugh about our luscious lady parts!

I really don’t understand the whole fish lip kiss look that is so popular these days. Anything fishy on the puss just doesn’t make sense to me.

A woman got her first Brazilian at another salon.  The woman took forever, wasn’t thorough, and left her very sore for days after. She said you can’t hump when you’re hurt and the reason she got a Brazilian was to hump. Fortunately, she found Mark & M.E. She got a full Brazilian in a reasonable amount of time and was able to hump to her heart’s content.