Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Some people argue we need pubic hair to act as a cushion between our legs.  Cushions are for couches not crotches.

I’m so disappointed with the changes in Facebook.  A thousand people used to see my post every day on the Mark & ME Facebook page.  Now I’m lucky if one hundred people see it. Heck, I think I have some funny things to say about the hoo-ha. It’s no surprise that Facebook’s stock keeps going down.

I just finished rereading #thehappyhooha so I could practice for when I put it on tape next week. Nothing for nothing, there are some really funny parts in that book.

I love knowing that Brazilians make my clients feel more confident.

I love making women feel sexy.  #Brazilians  #marknme

I don’t know why anyone would shave on vacation. Bumps and bathing suits are not cute. Brazilians are the bomb.

I had a woman mess with her birth control pills so she could get a wax with me yesterday since I wasn’t going to be around next week. That is dedication to #thehappyhooha.

Sometimes, I get asked to leave some weird shapes on the bikini line. Letters are common. In fact, I left a large letter K the other day on a lady to celebrate her boyfriend’s birthday. And now with Halloween approaching, I shudder to think what kind of eerie designs my ladies will be asking for.

I wear a faded and distressed black hat to the gym that says “Wax Queen” on it. The older gentleman who manages the front desk pulled me aside one day and told me that I needed to buy a new hat. He said that since I took pride on making women smooth and shiny all day, my hat should also be smooth and shiny.

Wearing pretty panties can make you feel sexy and powerful, but not if there is unruly hair sticking out of the sides. Maybe it’s time for you to try a Brazilian.