Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser

November 30, 2014

Last day of “no shave november.” Music to this wax technicians ears! #Brazilians 

November 29, 2014

If you’re interested to hear about the different shapes I leave on women when they get a Brazilian, go to The Happy Hoo-Ha Live! on UTube and listen from 5:55 for about two minutes. You’ll hear about the Patrick story, which is one of my favorites.

November 28, 2014

I hope you aren’t too full to enjoy all of my hard work today. #Brazilians #marknme #Blackfriday

November 27, 2014

I am thankful for the thousands of women who have entrusted their precious lady parts to me. It has been a wonderful journey.

November 26, 2014

Someone told me they were doing the Turkey Trot this year.  I thought she said Turkey Twat. I can’t seem to get that body part out of my mind, ever.

November 25, 2014

Wegman’s isn’t the only place in Rochester you need to go to in order to prepare for your Thanksgiving dinner. #marknme #Brazilians 

November 24, 2014

Yes, I am the ultimate porcupine slayer!

November 23, 2014

Yesterday I blogged about a man who yelled vowels during his Brazilian instead of swearing. A client commented that it was like going back to grade school.  It was like grade school, in more ways than one.

November 22, 2014

Another first at #marknme. I was giving a young man a Brazilian, and instead of swearing, he yelled “A,E,I,O,U!”