Most women try to get waxed every four to six weeks. Sometimes, there are extenuating circumstances that make it necessary for a woman to wait longer. This was a first for me that was a bit frightening and I felt compelled to share. One of my ladies had an encounter with a normal sized white boy who had a not-so-normal sized appendage. Sadly, her insides got torn and she bled so badly that she passed out. Since the bleeding wouldn’t stop, she ended up in the emergency room needing internal stitches. I guess there is such a thing as being too big.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
16 days left. Let me slay your porcupine this holiday season. Pic from #thehappyhenhouse
17 days “til Xmas. Make sure Santa has a smooth place to land his sleigh. #Brazilians #marknme
Only 18 days until Christmas. If you want me to leave the shape of a Christmas Tree on your body when you come in for your holiday Brazilian, it would be my pleasure. Who knows, maybe you’ll get lucky and someone will put something special under your tree?
I know it may feel awkward to keep your socks on during your Brazilian, but trust me, I’m not looking at your feet.
If you don’t like vagina talk, that is perfectly fine. Just don’t read my posts. But I just want to mention, if it wasn’t for a vagina, you wouldn’t be here.
I thought I’d give you an audible laugh this morning. Check out this clip from my comedy skit about politics and my license plate. It only lasts about 2 minutes then you can shut it off.
Happy Hoo-Ha: “License Plate”
Some girls giggle during a Brazilian. I asked a giggler if she giggled during sex. She said only when his penis is small!
Although I received a Masters Degree, I didn’t get my first computer until I was close to 30 years old. I have tried very hard to keep up with all of the social media demands that have not only helped our business but have helped me sell books. I was excited when my first stand up routine was put on the internet. What I didn’t realize was that YouTube refers to “you” on the “tube” and I have been spelling it wrong for as long as I’ve used the word in print. So for those of you who missed it, my stand up can be found on YouTube, not UTube. Just type in The Happy Hoo-Ha Live! And next time I make an error when I am blogging, feel free to point it out to me. As long as I don’t make an error waxing your private parts, life is good. Believe me, I won’t get offended. I’ll appreciate the help.