On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
3 frisky hoo-ha’s
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
2 twinkly dildos
And his package standing tall like a tree.

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

His package standing tall like a tree. 

You cannot have a happy holiday with a hairy hoo-ha.

I love to make people laugh when I am waxing them. Wouldn’t it be nice if doctors tried my approach when they are doing painful things to you too?

Christmas should be a time of joy and love, but everyone seems hurried and annoyed. The roads and stores are crowded and stressful. I think more people should stay home and enjoy their Brazilians.

Only 11 days to give him what he truly wants for Christmas.  You.  #Brazilians #marknme

A woman once asked me to leave the shape of a mistletoe on her bikini area. She said she wanted her man to kiss her under the mistletoe.

Tinsel can be one of the most annoying tree decorations which is why #marknme clients prefer not to have tinsel on their trees.

Have a lot of snow in your driveway? Come to #marknme today. I can clear your driveway down to the pavement in less than 10 minutes!