On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
3 frisky hoo-ha’s
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
2 twinkly dildos
And his package standing tall like a tree.
You cannot have a happy holiday with a hairy hoo-ha.
I love to make people laugh when I am waxing them. Wouldn’t it be nice if doctors tried my approach when they are doing painful things to you too?
Christmas should be a time of joy and love, but everyone seems hurried and annoyed. The roads and stores are crowded and stressful. I think more people should stay home and enjoy their Brazilians.
Only 11 days to give him what he truly wants for Christmas. You. #Brazilians #marknme
A woman once asked me to leave the shape of a mistletoe on her bikini area. She said she wanted her man to kiss her under the mistletoe.
Tinsel can be one of the most annoying tree decorations which is why #marknme clients prefer not to have tinsel on their trees.
Have a lot of snow in your driveway? Come to #marknme today. I can clear your driveway down to the pavement in less than 10 minutes!