Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

[4 Business days to get waxed before V Day]
Don’t wait
Until the very last day,
Or you’ll be sore
And unable to play.

{5 business days until V Day}
When you’re stressed
And need a distraction,
Let your Brazilian
Be the cumming attraction.

Please don’t be like that neighbor who always waits until the last minute to mow his lawn before a big party. There’s a sexy holiday around the corner, I only have one lawn mower, and I know your yard could use some landscaping.

Many of you may not know that I’ve been a fibromyalgia sufferer since I was a teen. Some mornings,  the pain, ache and exhaustion is overwhelming. Today was one of those days. I was laying in bed thinking about the best way to start my day since I felt so crappy. I reminded myself that I give myself Brazilians. As many of you know, it takes a tough bitch to get all her pubic hair ripped out. So I said, “F’ You, Fibro!”  I went to the gym and walked on a treadmill until the endorphins kicked in, my circulation was restored, my music made me happy and I felt better.

{6 Business days until Valentine’s Day}
Being bald
Can be so fun.
Like running naked
In the the hot, hot sun.

{7 business days until Valentine’s Day}
Don’t give him candy
That has calories and Fat.
Give him something naughty
That’s related to a cat.

{8 business days until Valentine’s Day}
If you don’t feel sexy
Being really hairy,
Visit M.E.
She’ll get rid of the scary.

 {9 business day countdown to Valentine’s Day}

Valentine Day Countdown:
You have 10 business days
To get your affairs in order.
I can wax the whole thing
Or just do the border.

Making women feel good about themselves is so empowering. I just have an interesting way of doing it.
~making women feel good, one rip at a time~