I was watching a movie and one of the characters said “I get paid to make people happy.” That put a smile on my face. Then I realized, that is exactly what I do, in a roundabout way of course.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I was talking to one of my clients about her unopened DVD of The Lion King. As her leg was in the air and I was about to remove the hair off her nether region, she said that the movie was in a “just like new box” … just like her vagina.
I always ask new clients how they hear about Mark & M.E. When I asked a girl the other day, she said “How have I NOT heard of Mark & M.E.” That was so sweet. It actually made me cry.
You’ll need to go to Mark & M.E. and get a Brazilian Bikini Wax before you purchase one of these clever devices.
This v@gina alarm clock will wake you up with an org@smWe all hate waking up at ungodly hours, trying to force ourselves up from the bed only to drag the lump of a body to run daily chores. To make things even worse, the alarm clock keeps going off as if it has been plotting a revenge on you to make you get out of bed before you make it cry by murdering…inkeduncensored.com
My first review of Passion Never Dies is so great! Only check it out on Amazon if you’ve read A Promise of Passion so the ending isn’t spoiled for you!!
One of my clients moved down South, so I haven’t seen her in two years. She recently moved back to Rochester and started dating a barber. She was nervous about getting waxed by anyone but me, so she has been sporting a more natural look. The other day, her new barber boyfriend asked her if he could give her an “edge up.” She called me the same day.
Please remember that you need to read A Promise of Passion before Passion Never Dies. Our characters need to lose their virginity before they get it on as adults!!
This is the article I wrote in this month’s Rochester Woman’s Magazine. It’s a preview of the talk I’ll be giving at the Empowered Women‘s Event tomorrow. Check it out online!
Woke up to this review. It was a great way to start my day! And in case you’re in the need for a facial, you should try us out!
As always, M.E. the best–but friend Sue was amazed by facial by Sarah I got her for b-day. Word is out and atmosphere is so friendly and yet professional. Thank you!
This is the Mark & M.E. ad that is in this month’s issue of Rochester Woman Magazine.
