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Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Sometimes I wake up in the morning and my parts are achey and I think, at some point, I’m going to have to stop waxing. But how the hell could I stop seeing the thousands of men and women that are such a big part of my life? I feel like I’d be missing so much. I’ve loved being part of engagements, weddings, babies, highs, lows… So, for now, I guess I’m going to keep on ripping, because it is still the best gig in town.
I went to Trader Joe’s on Sunday for some groceries. The cashier asked me what I was planning to do for the day. I told her I was writing a book and planned to work on it. She asked me if it was my first book. I told her I wrote 3 non-fiction books about my bizarre career and now I’m writing a smutty romance series. She immediately acted like she knew who I was. She said “You’re M.E.?” I said yes. She told me a lot of her friends got waxed by me and she heard I was really funny. I told her I waxed vaginas for a living; you have to have a sense of humor. That’s why I started writing in the first place.
apromiseofpassion.com has a new entry. It has to do with today’s blog. Warning, this is an adult themed blog site.
The first time a woman gets a Brazilian tends to be terrifying. I’ve spent my career trying to make the first time as easy as possible. However, it’s often hard to predict whether or not the client will ever come back for a second time. Last week, I had a woman come in for her second Brazilian with me. I welcomed her back and asked her what she thought about being bald. She told me that cunnilingus was much more enjoyable without hair in the way. Her honesty pleased me greatly.
The posts that you read every day are from my blog entitled “hose down your hoo-ha.” I started the blog many years ago with the hope of entertaining people with stories about my crazy profession. I named it hose down your hoo-ha for two reasons; I thought it was funny and I wanted it to be a reminder to properly clean before a wax appointment. Since I started the blog, there was an incredible invention called “flushable wipes.” For the most part, they have made my life much more pleasant. Now there should be no reason for me to tell anyone to hose down anything. Sadly, I think some people mistake the flushable wipes for makeup remover pads.
The article I read that discouraged using sugar on your private parts to make things taste better also discourages spraying perfume down there to make things smell better. I agree with the author. I am a huge proponent of taking a careful and thorough shower to keep your lady parts in pristine condition.
Passion Never Dies finally got its 2nd review. Thank you for sharing your thoughts on it!
“I really enjoyed the second book of this trilogy. So much more is revealed about each of the characters in this story and I cannot wait to read what happens next with Jackson and Sara as well as with Katherine and Ian. This is an easy and fun read that is captivating from the first chapter. Definitely a good read!”
Latest review of A Promise of Passion made my day. I will continue to post the reviews until all of my followers read my smutty romance novels and make me famous!
Great love story! Couldn’t put it down and I enjoyed reading about both characters points of view as they came together finding the one that completes them.
A friend of mine sent me an article about the 7 things you should never do to your private parts. One of them said you should never put sugar down there. Apparently some women do this because their men complain about the taste and think the sugar will make it taste better. Masking a foul odor with sweetener is not the answer. How about a shower and a Brazilian Bikini Wax? (in that order)