You have ten business days to go to Mark and M.E. and get yourself ready for Christmas. Remember, it’s more fun to be naughty when your parts are nice. Shout out an email to marknmesalon@gmail.com
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
After a comment someone made to me yesterday, I had to ask myself a question. Am I too racy? Millions of men and women around the world get Brazilian Bikini Waxes. It’s an extremely popular salon service. There is nothing sexual or dirty about it. (okay, sometimes it can be dirty…) It’s a service that makes a client feel cleaner, sexier and more confident. A good technician focusses on the hair and should be oblivious to the fact that it is a penis or vagina she or he is working on. I do joke about my job, because I have a lot of fun doing it. However, even if I’m not focusing on a client’s genitalia, I am still removing pubic and rectal hair for a living. You may call that racy; I call it funny.
Mark and M.E. used to have a service on our menu called a Brazini. Basically, it was a Brazilian Bikini Wax that left either a landing strip or martini glass on the front. It was the same price as a Brazilian, but it confused our customers, so we took it off our menu. The other night, we went out for dinner. I asked the bartender to get me a glass of red wine. This is what she served me.
Check out my December article in the Rochester Woman Magazine online. It’s easiest to access from their app. It’s called Fighting Fibro With Laughter. It’s about my personal journey. Would love to hear what you think!
FINALLY got another review of Passion Never Dies. Thank you so much! Maybe this will tempt some of you to try it out!!
“What a great volume in the Passion series. Ms. Nesser is a phenomenal writer and storyteller. I was waiting for my mailman on delivery day. I read this volume cover to cover in one sitting. It was another amazing love story. It’s hard to imagine experiencing a once in a lifetime love, but twice. Wow. You can feel the passion through every page. And don’t think for one minute there won’t be a cliffhanger !! Oh yeah. Volume 3. Cannot wait.”
It’s a lot more fun playing with something you can see. I think it’s time you see what Mark and M.E. has to offer. Not only are we “Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian,” we are the most experienced waxologists (that’s a made up word that makes us sound really fancy) in town!
My latest review of a promise of passion made me cry. Thank you so much!
The ending shocked me! When I read this book I didn’t anticipate the feelings I would develop towards the characters. I grew attached to the characters as I read the book. I only realized this when I got to the end and felt sadness, anger and even devastation. For an author to be able to write a story where the characters come alive and evoke such emotion is a true success! I have already started the second book and can’t wait for more of this love story.
Don’t forget that A Promise of Passion is now on Nook for only $4.99!
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-promise-of-passion-me-nesser/1124827907?ean=9781530449309
Yesterday, I wanted to search for a picture to go along with my hairy hoo-ha blog post. When I typed that expression in my search bar, the fourth item down said hosedownyourhooha by m.e. nesser. I was freaking out! All of my crazy blogging is out there. This morning I did it again just for shits and giggles and I came up 3rd!! Now I just need a comedian to come across my hoo-ha antics so we can collaborate and make the whole world smile!
Mark and M.E. has a saying that we like to share every year. It says “You can’t have a Happy Holiday with a Hairy Hoo-Ha.” So don’t wait until the last minute to make your appointment. It’s a super busy time of the year at Rochester’s very own “Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian Wax!”