Thank you for the reviews on Amazon! I can’t tell you how much it means to me. The latest for
A Promise of Passion was awesome. And don’t forget that I’ve got 2 of my books on Nook and two more are in the process. Happy Sunday Everyone!

What a wonderful read! I couldn’t wait to get emerged in the world this book brought me to each time I opened it. What a wonderful love story. I just started Passion Never Dies and can’t put it down….Amazing Author

I waxed a woman from Painted Post NY this week. She said it was worth the drive to come to me since there weren’t many salons in her town.  I’ve never been to that part of New York State before so I looked it up. The first thing I saw was a consensus from 2000 that said only 1842 people lived there. No wonder she came to Rochester for a Brazilian!

Several women have made the comment to me this week that they always gain weight over the holidays. I have a suggestion to help combat that problem. Remove all of your body hair (that should eliminate a pound or more…) and have lots more sex! Just a thought…

Don’t let the cold keep you from coming to see me. I’ve got the heat cranked and I promise to make you hot…in more ways than one! www.marknme.com

Mark and M.E. is a popular place to patron before a vacation. I had a new client get a Brazilian with me before a trip to California to see family. She told her cousin about getting waxed. The cousin asked her if she got waxed by M.E. She laughed and said that she did. Coincidentally, the cousin is a former client of mine. One day, the cousin grabbed my arm so aggressively during a wax, she made my forearm bleed with her nails. Not only do I remember that incident, I wrote about it in one of my happy books. It’s a small world.

Some women apologize when they are really hairy and tell me there is an animal down there. Today, someone told me she brought an entire zoo!

The Happy Hoo-Ha is now on NOOK! Give the gift of laughter this holiday season!

Give a gift that keeps on giving to your loved one this holiday season. It may be hard to wrap, but you could always put a bow on it. It may be slippery when wet, but that is half the fun. You might think it’ll make you feel colder in our upstate New York climate, but not when that loved one can’t keep his paws off of you. It’ll make everyone hot and very, very happy.
Mark and M.E.
Home of the Ten Minute Brazilian

Someone told me that Passion Never Dies has hotter sex than 50 Shades of Grey. OK, so how do I get  my sexy novel out there?!

Mark and M.E. recommendation for combatting the cold weather: one-on-one body heat sans the friction from unwanted body hair.