Not only did my girl from yesterday’s post twerk like a professional dancer after her Brazilian, she took an array of selfies to show her man what a great job I did!
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I can never predict how a woman will respond to getting waxed. Some women are definitely more demonstrative than others. Yesterday, a girl was so excited when I finished her Brazilian that she hopped off the table and started twerking in my full length mirror. It was awesome!
Mark and M.E. has been very busy lately, especially since we have expanded our staff, so the back parking lot has been very full. If you look at the salon, there is a building to the right of it that houses the futon, greek and bike store. Mark’s mom owns that building so we share the entire front parking lot. You don’t have to park in the back, unless you need that extra time walking in to muster the courage to get a Brazilian!
,In case you didn’t know, Mark and M.E. not only offers a great spa pedicure, we love to wax it all!
Check out the updated pics on our gallery page at www.marknme.com Great new styles by our great new stylists!
The hairy thing I missed the most while I was away was the Mark and M.E. mascot!
I was talking to one of my nephew’s today. He said the first time I met his wife, I was talking about ripping v-j-jays in a highly animated manner. Yep, that sounds like me. I still feel that animated about my job. I am back in town after taking a week off and I am totally psyched to go back to work Tuesday. Hope to see you at Mark and M.E. next week!
This morning I was thinking about how amazing it is that I have the ability to remove unwanted body hair from virtually any part of the body that men and women are often embarrassed by. Then I started googling baboons, because I thought posting a pic of a hairy animal with a bald backside would be funny. I found the looks of baboon’s butts kind of crude, so I scrapped the idea. Ironically, I saw an outdoor musical of the Lion King tonight and there was a baboon in the cast with a huge, bright pink bottom. The little boy next to me kept telling me to look at his butt. It felt like the most strange coincidence. So instead of posting a pic of a baboon’s butt, I came across this pic, which is probably what the expression on a baboon’s face would be if I actually did wax his butt!
This was my very first book signing at the Lovin’ Cup for The Happy Hoo-Ha. Even though I’ve written a lot more since then, it still seems like yesterday!
Sometimes my professions interferes with ability to relax on vacation. Do you have any idea how badly I wanted to wax this man’s back?
