Everywhere I go, I’m reminded of what I do for a living. I’ve spent a career tracking through the bush.

I know you may get sick of me posting reviews, but I am sincerely grateful for every one that has been written. Writing a book takes a lot of time and a lot of heart and this 5 star review was just posted and made me happy. 5.0 out of 5 stars

on June 2, 2017
Amazingly written, I fell in love with the characrers right away. I am so happy I got to meet you and 
have the opportunity to get you to autograph each copy. I am starting Passion Never Dies tonight.
 I truly hope your passion for writting continues.


When you spend a career talking to women about sex, it’s pretty easy to write about it. Love this review on Amazon about my first romance novel A Promise of Passion.  Thank you!

“Loved the story of Katie and Bryce. Not to spoil the ending for others, I was expecting a different ending. Messer did a great job in taking the story from today to the past and back to today. The sex scenes were tastefully done and still very hot. After finishing A Promise of Passion, I could not wait to read Passion Never Dies.”

That indescribable feeling when you’ve finished a super busy day and you know you’ve made a lot of women feel more beautiful and confident!

The look on the young man’s face who came in for a Brazilian when I asked him to take his boxers off.

In my professional life, I thrive on making kitties hairless. In my personal life, however, I adore the hairy creatures. Please meet Leya and Loma. They are 19 month old cousins who will be released in the wild when they are 3-5 years old. They live in Zimbabwe and are currently learning how to hunt on their own. When we met them, they had recently killed a baboon. They didn’t eat it though. Apparently, baboons don’t taste very good.

A new client thought Bandit was a stuffed animal until she noticed his tongue stick out. The very next client pointed to him and said “That is the only hairy thing at Mark and M.E.”

I normally don’t take two weeks off of work, but this was a very special occasion. Some people get nervous when I am out of town for so long and worry that their hair will be out of control by the time I get back. A client actually sent me this picture while I was away!

The gentleman’s brazilian wax at Mark and M.E. is $70. I think I may need to charge this fella a little more.