Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A woman googled Brazilian Wax, Rochester NY and Mark and M.E. came up first. She decided to pick the salon that came up second even though we had better reviews because she was intimated by the “Home of the 10 Minute” slogan. After enduring several one hour long Brazilian sessions at the other place, she complained to a friend about how long and how painful it was to get waxed. The friend told her to try me. Don’t let the 10 minutes scare you. I’m efficient and thorough but I don’t rush. I’ve just been doing it a really long time and have figured out a really good system. Your parts are in good hands with M.E. 

Drinking alcohol before a Brazilian Bikini Wax is not recommended, because alcohol thins your blood, which can increase your risk of bruising. It also dehydrates the skin, which can make the wax more painful and leave the skin more irritated. I now have another reason you shouldn’t drink: a fairly drunk woman repeatedly slapped me on the arm during the service. If you want me to do a good job, please don’t hit me.

You don’t want any part of your body looking like the ‘fro on Don King’s head. You’ve got one more week of summer to take care of any hairy situation you may have going on. Give us a call 585-473-7360.

While I was waxing 36 week pregnant woman, she stared at her hands with an odd expression on her face. I asked her if she was okay. She said she thought she might be having an anxiety attack because her hands were sweating so badly. She wasn’t breathing heavy and her heart wasn’t racing, but her hands were most definitely sweating. The wax took less than 10 minutes, her skin was in perfect condition, and she was ready to have this baby – with sweaty hands.

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Several clients forwarded this article to me so I felt compelled to share.  Although I’m a HUGE
Hoo-Ha fan, I find these nails pretty creepy. I guess if you enjoy getting fingered and want to practice safe sex, this may be the way to go.

When a fan sends me this pic, it makes me so happy! A Promise of Passion is igniting the fires in a lot of women!!!!

Just a reminder that M.E. will be taking some time off to finish her latest romance novel from Sept 6-19. There are seven business days left to get a Brazilian with her before she gets completely engrossed in her next steamy novel.

Hate to be a Buzz Kill, or should I say Bush Kill, but there are only two Friday’s left of summer to groom your hairy kitty.

The following conversation happened yesterday and I had to share.
-“Good morning, Mark & M.E. This is M.E.”
-“I’d like to get an appointment with Mary Elizabeth today. I’m flexible.”
-“Well, I’m glad you’re flexible since I need to get into all your nooks and crannies!”

When women scream for Jesus during their Brazilian Wax, I know I’m going to have a blessed day!