I try to make getting a Brazilian a fun experience, and sometimes I forget to give you helpful hints that could make your hoo-ha the happiest it can be. Here are some rules to make not only the experience more comfortable, but the skin healthier throughout the month in between waxes.
-Be hydrated, sober & clean.
-Give us at least 2 weeks growth and don’t trim.
-Don’t use moisturizing soaps – they clog pores.
-Don’t moisturize the area.
-Use washcloths, not Loofahs – Loofahs tend to be bacteria ridden and overstimulate pores.
-Most importantly, enjoy our hard work to the best of your ability!
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I was waxing a young, slender woman who was stiff as a board and fairly resistant. When I lifted her leg in our one legged happy baby position, I could barely access her parts because she was so inflexible and rigid. We referred to her body as a crooked erection, which was an appropriate description. You can only imagine how that conversation progressed.
I asked a new client to take off her pants and undies so I could give her a Brazilian. She put her hands on her hips and said, “I usually get dinner first!”
2 friends came to Wax It All for a Brazilian. They were in the room together during the service, which is very common at both our locations. After I finished the first girl, she held the hand of her friend. Half-way through the service, she whined that she was experiencing PTSD just by watching her friend go through what she had just done.
There are so many funny stories from yesterday, I don’t know where to start. Like the girl who thought covering her eyes with a sleep mask during her Brazilian would make it easier. I’m not sure how that would help, but I’m game to try.
When I told someone my twitter account name was Sassysnatch, he asked me if it was twitter or clitter. Thought that was a good one!
I was rubbing tea tree oil on a woman’s underarms after I waxed her and was blown away by how smooth her skin was. We laughed because it was impossible not to “pet her pits.” Once I finished, I proceeded to give her a Brazilian. She told me I better not “pet her puss.”
A woman walked into the wax room as a slow R&B song started. That’s when she asked me, “Sexy music…candles….what are you trying to do? Seduce me to get my pants off?” Not exactly, although it would have been difficult to give her a Brazilian with her pants on.
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I waxed a woman today who said I did an excellent job doing her wedding makeup 10 years ago. A lot has changed in my career since then. Now the only way I show my creativity is by the shapes I leave on the bikini line.
