Once again, my clients are the funny one’s. A woman, who hasn’t seen me since before Thanksgiving, came in for a wax. She did nothing in between and had an insurmountable amount of hair. When she told her husband she made an appointment with me, he couldn’t keep his hands (and other parts) off of her. She asked him if he wanted one more round with the dead cat before she got her Brazilian.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A woman, who doesn’t follow me on social media and never saw my Rapunzel post, told me she was so hairy that she felt like she was in Tangled. Since I never saw the movie, I didn’t realize it was based on Rapunzel. When I searched for pics on the internet, I cracked up when I saw this pic.
When the client asked me if “it would still work?” I reminded him that I was removing his hair, not his manhood.
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I’ve been waxing for over two decades, and I’ve never had a man ask me “will it still work?” as I was giving him a Brazilian.
When English is not a client’s first language, it can be amusing what comments she may make during her wax. Like the girl who commented “This is how a chicken must feel before it goes in the fryer!”
A lady told me I needed my gardening shears before I gave her a Brazilian. Ok, I’m ready!
Yesterday a client told me that she didn’t understand women who never do anything to their pubic hair, because she is convinced her hair would grow down to her feet if she didn’t do something with it. I couldn’t resist sharing that story or this pic!
When I looked up Brazilian Wax in the urban dictionary, I was very disappointed by the definition. It said
“An extremely painful way to completely remove a person’s (mostly women’s)pubic hair”
Whoever wrote that needs to try the Mark and M.E. technique of getting it done in ten minutes or less and they will realize it isn’t as bad as they make it out to seem.
M.E. is playing hooky from the hoo-ha today. But no worries, both locations are fully staffed and I’ll be back to work tomorrow!
