A woman warned me that she brought a bear to my Brazilian table. I told her most people like Build A Bear. I told her I prefer Kill A Bear. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to hurt an animal, just remove its fur.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I told a client that I was going to get rid of her hairy hiney and make her look like a bald baboon. Her response, “But I don’t have big pink balls!” I never expected her to take my comment literally.
Started out my day by giving a woman who was in pre-labor a Brazilian. It was very exciting. Sadly, her water didn’t break on my table but at least she is ready to deliver.
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not wait until the last minute to call for a wax. I only have two arms and it’d be a shame for them to fall off. Thank goodness I have a very talented support staff with healthy arms to help!
I just got a review for 2nd Generation Passion, which is the 3rd book in A Promise of Passion Series. I loved this book. It is sexy and thought provoking. If you’re a reader, I hope you’ll give my novels a chance.
“Amazing beyond words…great story of young love and coming of age and taking on responsibility of becoming a parent .. great read! I would recommend to any young person struggling with decision of becoming a parent and finishing school when there is an unplanned pregnancy or unwanted advancement…”
A man asked his wife if I retired. That was his subtle way of suggesting she was past due for a Brazilian.
Love when my client screamed “Jesus take the wheel and drive fast!” Thank Goodness she comes to the Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian!
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A woman messaged me and said she hadn’t seen me in four months and when she tried to trim her kitty, it didn’t go well. It wasn’t easy for me either, but I did it! I gave that cat the Brazilian of a lifetime!
In case you were wondering, I write about actual events that happen in my life in my blog called “hose down your hoo-ha” and then share the stories on my Facebook pages. For example, you know that you are past due for your Brazilian Wax when your hair gets tangled in my popsicle stick!
