Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Now that I have access to the internet, I can continue blogging. Before I left, I was waxing a girl who told me to be careful around her BH. I commented that it was cute she referred to her backside as her behind. She started laughing hysterically. BH, according to her, is her butt hole.

This is an actual client who brought her own face mask in to wear while she got a Brazilian. She believes removing the sense of sight makes the wax more tolerable. As you can tell, she handled the appointment like a champ!

Some people complain that they get HANGRY when they need to eat. I had a woman tell me she got VANGRY when she is overdue for a Brazilian. Are you feeling vangry too?

Thank you to all the men and women who entrusted me with their most intimate parts the past two days. I love being an important part of your vacation preparations! And, unlike these guys, I didn’t need goggles.

While I was waxing a new client, she reached out to grab my arm with every rip. I kept asking her to stop grabbing me since I need both arms to wax effectively, but she couldn’t seem to help herself. I even gave her permission to grab my waist or ass. She only wanted my arm. Finally, I ordered her to hang onto her boobs. And she did.

Tomorrow is my last day at Wax It All until April 11th and I couldn’t resist this cartoon to use as a reminder. I never thought of Tuesday as Foreplay Day, but I will from now on!

Tomorrow is my last Tuesday working at Mark & M.E. on Mt. Hope for 2 weeks. If you still need help with your sexy spring cleaning, please message me today!

Since two people sent this to me today, I had to share. Yes, I think Medusa needs a Brazilian!

The best part of waxing a new client today was when she yelled, “OMG, she’s going in there!” Yes, I go in there.

Wax It All has a Groupon for spray tanning. Hoping a tan will make my abs look like this!