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Cinco De Mayo

I can’t even begin to describe how satisfying it is to make women feel even sexier in their own skin. Brazilian bikini waxes could seriously rule the world!

Spring is Here

You finally have the sun up above but you still have silly string down below. What are you waiting for? Spring is here my friends.   www.marknme.com Home of the Ten Minute Brazilian

Love when my client said, “OMG, the sun is finally out and I didn’t realize how hairy I was!” Glad I was here to help!

I may seem a little crazy and sometimes a little crude, but I have spent my career cleaning up the cootchies in this city and loving every minute. Brazilians rule and the big bad 70’s bush drools!!!

Yesterday Marvin Gaye was signing “Get It On” as I was giving a woman a Brazilian. When he sang “stop beatin’ ’round the bush” I looked at the client and said, “Don’t worry, I’m not beatin’ it, I’m getting rid of it!”

Many people assume only young women get Brazilians. That is so not the case. We wax clients of all ages. Believe it or not, two of the newest clients at Wax It All are men in their 70’s. It is so exciting how many men and women are enjoying the benefits of a great Brazilian Bikini Wax!

When I wax between the cheeks, I often ask the client to “spread it like you mean it,” because it’s a difficult area to access and I like to be as thorough as possible. I had a woman tell me that she heard I told a gay man to “spread it like you want it.” That is something I would never say. However, with all the spreading that happens in my job, I’m assuming everybody wants it somewhere!

April showers bring May flowers is such an uplifting saying. In the Brazilian world, however, it may mean something else. Even though it’s not the month of May yet, one of my clients told me that April Showers brought her a big, May bush. She wasn’t kidding!