Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
For those of you who are new to the Mark & M.E. 10 Minute Brazilian, you need to know that we do not use modesty towels. Not only does washing them between each client seem like an obscene waste of energy, they would get in our way and frankly, there is no need to feel modest. We are providing a service to remove your hair. It’s what we do. I’m confident you’ll love the experience!
Face it ladies, weaves can be hot. So when you come in for a Brazilian Bikini Wax, dress appropriately. Between the weave and the big, heavy sweater, you won’t be able to control the amount of sweat that comes out of your body. And remember, wax can’t stick to wet. Just another helpful hint from M.E.
Love this time of the year when ladies leave on their heels, hike up their skirts and get their Brazilian Wax. It makes the whole process even that much more efficient for everyone! Happy Tuesday my friends!
I love when former clients move back to town and share their Brazilian Wax stories with me. Last week, one of my physicians returned to the area. She said she was so thrilled to be waxed by me again because she was sick and tired of the disposable panties, modesty towels and 45 minute waxes. Happy to say, we did a thorough wax – sans panties – in less than 10 minutes!
To all the beautiful women in my life on this special day. Happy mother’s day from one bald kitty to another.
When I ask a woman to bend or lift her leg during a Brazilian, I often refer to the leg as a ‘him.’ I didn’t realize I said that until a client pointed it out to me. I suppose when I move the side of the body that is hairy, it seems more masculine to me. By the time I’m finished, however, it’s obvious the part I’m working on is a female.
A woman came to get a Brazilian Wax before her trip to Myrtle Beach for Bike Week. She told me she didn’t want a helmet on her hood.
The Happy Hoo-Ha is more than just a book with funny antidotes about my career as a Brazilian Wax Tech. It’s a reminder to love yourself, which can lead to more fulfilling relationships. A Happy Hoo-Ha makes you feel strong, confident and sexy and I can’t think of a better way to feel! Available on Nook & Kindle.
Poem from “The Happy Trail” by m.e. nesser
“If you have sex in a hair-free zone,
Prepare yourself for a big, fat moan.
‘Cause sex is better when it is smooth,
And it’s so much easier to find that groove.
Just cry and scream and moan in lust,
‘Cause a hair-free zone is a definite must.”
When I was thinking about some of the funny things that happened to me at work last week, there was one story in particular that still has me giggling. A very nervous first timer was lying on the table covering her parts and said, “I’m really scared you’re going to remove something you shouldn’t down there!” No worries, there are certain parts of the anatomy that I am incapable of removing with hot wax!