Is your candy cane ready for the holiday?
~15 days ’til Xmas. What are you waiting for?~
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A little decoration
Can be cute to see
But it’s really not sexy
To leave too much tinsel on your tree.
~16 Days ’til Christmas. What are you waiting for?~
O Holy Night
The stars are brightly shining
I see you haven’t waxed
That’s one place I won’t be dining.
~17 days til Xmas What are you waiting for?~
19 days ’til Xmas
And you know what I heard?
That you are as hairy
As Mark’s little bird.
what are you waiting for?
20 days ’til Christmas
And you know what I see?
A really hairy beaver
Hiding behind the Xmas tree.
what are you waiting for?
Last week, a lady told me the only time she got sweaty palms is when she comes for a Brazilian. Fortunately, that was the only place she got sweaty!
A woman walks into Mark and M.E. and says she needs water. We go into the kitchen and I pour her a glass. She opens up her bag and takes out a large bottle of Xanax. As I am giving her a Brazilian, her body visibly relaxes and I’m able to complete the service in ten minutes. When I finish, she told me that her Prozac/Xanax cocktail made the wax quite enjoyable. Think I need a stash for the ladies who fight me!
A woman hadn’t been in since her birthday, which was during the summer. Her hair was so long, I couldn’t see the skin beneath the hair. She commented that I could put twisties in her pubic hair because it was so long. She wasn’t kidding.
“Thank you for calling Mark & M.E. This is M.E. How can I help you?” is the usual way I answer the phone at work. Yesterday, after I said all of that, the client asked “You the WIFE?” Yes, I guess I am.
