My first client told all of her coworkers at the U of R that she loved coming to get Brazilians by M.E. because I was a ninja. I think that was a compliment…
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
An older gentleman wanted to know if men were more likely to be crybabies during their
Brazilian Wax than women. I told him it depended on the man. I should have heeded the warning – he was one of them!
It’s incredible how much joy I bring people with a one cent craft stick. Spreading the love – one Brazilian at a time!
A little boy came to the 2nd floor of Mark and M.E. (where all the waxing takes place) to say hello to our dog Bandit. I had a client waiting for me in the waiting area where our dog was sleeping. It a beautiful room with paintings of women and a hanging statue of a woman’s body. The little boy sat in one of the chairs, looked around the area and proceeded to ask my client why everything in the room was naked?
A 70 year old man came to me for a Brazilian Wax. Apparently, his wife of 46 years was sick of his hair. About half-way through the service, he informed me that he was nervous he’d never be able to perform again. I promised him the discomfort was temporary.
After I removed a large strip off of a very hairy client, we both stared at the design the hair made on the strip. She said it looked like a Pub-Casso. It really did.
The expression on my employee’s face when she saw this creature under a cute pair of panties. Apparently, this client, who hadn’t been waxed in a long time, was a Star Wars fan.
I could have used Harry Potter’s wand when I had waxed a girl who’s boyfriend said her bikini hair looked like a beard.
Thankful to all of the clients who have graced me with their hairy bikini lines over the past 2 decades.
Actually, Mark and M.E. clients are loved for more parts than that! Happy Turkey Day everyone!
