Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Only 2 more days
Til I get back to work.
And then all you ladies
Will be able to twerk.

I know that you’re worried
I’m still at the beach,
But I’ll be back on Friday
To take care of your peach!

~Brazilian Humor 2019!!!!~

For all of you that leave a little something on top, I thought this was the perfect way for
Mark and M.E. to wish everyone a Happy New Year?

I never thought I would spend my career doing Brazilians for a living but I’m so glad I discovered how empowering waxing can be. I have had the greatest year helping women feel even more beautiful and sexy. Thank you to all the women who entrust their precious lady parts with me!

Only one more business day before the New Year.
Will you be bald or look like a bear?

Both Mark and M.E. salons will be open tomorrow!

Women feel sexier when they get Brazilians, which often makes them more amorous. And you know what happens next?
Yep, I help babies get made.

I told a woman I was going to put an amber alert on her v-j-jay because it had been so long since I’d seen her. The Brazilian humor never ends!

As I’m reflecting on my crazy week before the holiday, I can’t stop laughing about a client who wiped so hard, there were holes in the skin. I needed to be extra careful doing this Brazilian.

Reflections from last week: A girl told me her heart was beating at 120 while I was waxing her. Is that a good or a bad thing? I’m thinking she got a free cardio workout during her Brazilian Bikini Wax with M.E. What do you think?

When Santa doesn’t get his Christmas wax, the public is mortified. Only a few more days until Christmas…