Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I’m so glad that more women agree that wearing fur coats is no longer acceptable – over or under their clothing.

Before you get snipped,
you need to get ripped.

{Mark and M.E. specializes in Brazilians for Men.}

Twiddly dee twiddly dum
I see your white and hairy bum

Make sure you’re properly groomed by one of the wax experts at Mark and M.E. or Wax It All before you go streaking through your favorite stadium.

I use extra lights during my Brazilian Waxes now because I’m a little older, the eyes aren’t quite as good and I want to be as thorough as possible. As you can imagine, the lights have prompted some interesting conversations. For example, one woman wanted to know why I had a spotlight on her snatch!

I had a woman FaceTime her man during her Brazilian wax. And no, she didn’t hold the phone to her face.

When my darker skinned clients have dry skin, they often refer to their skin as ashy. Recently, a client commented that ash comes from water and rust comes from dirty. As an experience Brazilian Wax technician, I understood the analogy.

Things are better when you’re not wearing a sweater. There is no Janu-Hairy in this city!

I’m so happy to be back at Mark & M.E.

Only 1 more sleep
And I’ll be there,
To make you sexy
In your underwear!