Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

When I came across this disfigured craft stick, I decided to save it for someone who has dingle berries in their derrière.

As a woman was cleaning up after her Brazilian Wax, she said “I haven’t felt this smooth since I was a baby!”

If you want a Freaky Friday night, you need to start with a Freaky and Fabulous Friday fur-removal service from one of the waxperts @marknmesalon  Meet me on Mt. Hope….

Women say the funniest things when they’ve gone months between waxes. Like the woman who told me today that her pants were baggier after I finished.

The best way to stay warm in cold weather is to join two naked bodies together. Beware: friction not only causes heat, it can cause a fire. You know where I’m going with this, don’t you? Both Mark and M.E. Salons open at 10am to help you clean up your campsite.
~helping everyone stay safe on this wintry day~

A man joined me in the hot tub yesterday and complained it was really hot in there, which I didn’t agree. It actually felt tepid to me. I told him he needed to wax his chest because his hair was like a fur coat and that’s why it felt so hot. Of course I told him that – couldn’t help it.

Sniffing is always better when a little grooming has taken place.

I asked a client who came in for a Brazilian Wax yesterday what her plans for the day were. She said she was “remodeling me.”   Yea, her parts definitely needed some remodeling. 

You know it has been a long time since your last Brazilian when you sweat between your toes.

Several years ago, a woman got a Brazilian and decided she didn’t want to look like her 5 year old. Some time has passed and now her pubic hair is grey. She has decided that she would rather have a 5 year old hoo-hoo (which is what she called it) than a 60 year old hoo-hoo.