Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

 We have a Waxing Survival Guide that is on our website to help make your waxing experience more pleasant with us. We also put a copy of it in your after care gift bag that you should have gotten when you came in for your first Brazilian. Since it has come to my attention that many people haven’t read it, I thought I would take the next few posts to go over the suggestions with you. 

1) Please shower before you come in.

If that isn’t possible because you are coming after work, please freshen up with a baby wipe prior to your service. The cleaner you are, the more thorough we will be!

 We have a few bags left from The Happy Hoo-Ha grand opening party. Purchase a bottle of lubricant for $21 and receive a free goodie bag which includes a copy of M.E.’s hilarious non-fiction book called The Happy Hoo-Ha and a few other treats!

 Is your Hoo-Ha Happy? 

If not, you may need a 10 Minute Brazilian or maybe even some of The Happy Hoo-Ha personal lubricant. 

Either way, we are here for you!

 You may think I am funny, but it’s really my clients who provide me with the material that I pass on to you.  This was a message I received from a woman I have been waxing for years. The pic associated with this message is hilarious, which is why I was compelled to share it with all of you! 

Have a great day!!!

 I thought I’d piggy back on waxing between the cheeks because this lady is too funny! You don’t need to make time to groom yourself back there. It’s a five minute service at our salons!

 In my opinion, the definition of a Brazilian Wax is the removal of all pubic and rectal hair. Some people are afraid to do the whole thing because of the anticipated pain so they choose to only do the backside. This following meme includes a statement that a man said to me about five years ago before I waxed that area on him, so when I saw this meme, I had to share because it’s so funny and so true. Getting waxed between your cheeks is life changing!

 I waxed a woman in her thirties who had a lot of grey pubic hair. She told me she felt like she looked like an eighty year old “down there” because there was so much grey.  When I finished giving her a Brazilian Wax, I told her she looked like an eight month old, not an 80 year old anymore. 

 For as long as Mark & M.E. and Wax It All have been open, we have offered a 10% discount to students who come in for services as long as they show us their student identification card. We are sympathetic to all the men and women who are struggling to maintain a beauty regimen while going to school, which is why we offer the discount! Please tell you friends so they can take advantage of this savings at both of our locations.