Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Is your Hoo-Ha Happy?
If not, you may need a 10 Minute Brazilian or maybe even some of The Happy Hoo-Ha personal lubricant.
Either way, we are here for you!
You may think I am funny, but it’s really my clients who provide me with the material that I pass on to you. This was a message I received from a woman I have been waxing for years. The pic associated with this message is hilarious, which is why I was compelled to share it with all of you!
Have a great day!!!
I thought I’d piggy back on waxing between the cheeks because this lady is too funny! You don’t need to make time to groom yourself back there. It’s a five minute service at our salons!
In my opinion, the definition of a Brazilian Wax is the removal of all pubic and rectal hair. Some people are afraid to do the whole thing because of the anticipated pain so they choose to only do the backside. This following meme includes a statement that a man said to me about five years ago before I waxed that area on him, so when I saw this meme, I had to share because it’s so funny and so true. Getting waxed between your cheeks is life changing!
I waxed a woman in her thirties who had a lot of grey pubic hair. She told me she felt like she looked like an eighty year old “down there” because there was so much grey. When I finished giving her a Brazilian Wax, I told her she looked like an eight month old, not an 80 year old anymore.
For as long as Mark & M.E. and Wax It All have been open, we have offered a 10% discount to students who come in for services as long as they show us their student identification card. We are sympathetic to all the men and women who are struggling to maintain a beauty regimen while going to school, which is why we offer the discount! Please tell you friends so they can take advantage of this savings at both of our locations.
We do not require that you wear a mask when you come to the salon but are completely comfortable with you wearing one while you come in for your service. Please remember that you can get hot while you get a Brazilian Wax and wearing a mask can make you feel even hotter. It is a good idea to wear a light weight shirt if you plan to keep your mask on. It’ll keep you more comfortable during the service. We have had women rip off their sweaters because they feel too heated. And that is fine too. We like seeing what type of bra you are wearing….or not.
All clients that get a Brazilian Wax with us go through a series of five positions. The last position is on their side so we can wax between their cheeks. When I asked a new client to roll on her side so I could wax her backside, she said, “You should be paying me for this!”
