Men and women alike have interesting ways of referring to their less than groomed hair. I’ve heard women refer to their overgrown nether regions as Sasquatch before. One of the ladies I waxed last week said that her husband referred to it as Sascrotch. She got the hint buddy.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I needed to know more about the reason today is such an important holiday to men all around the globe. I found out that Tom Birdsey, a radio disc jockey, created Steak & BJ Day as a response to all the attention men give their ladies on Valentine’s Day. I have to thank Tom for this momentous occasion, because it brought extra women to Mark & ME last week to get their
Brazilian Bikini Waxes in preparation for today!
How do you know when it has been too long since you got your last Brazilian Wax? When your boyfriend asks you if you broke up with M.E.
My 7:45 am appointment today worked until 3 in the morning and was exhausted when she walked in. So why did she drag herself out of bed to get a wax? Because Monday is March 14th, National Steak & BJ Day. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this strange American Holiday, it is the one month after Valentine’s Celebration geared towards men. So if you forgot about this momentous occasion and need to get a wax, there are still a few spots open this afternoon.
Our son is in Cancun on Spring Break and has been sending snaps of the masses of kids partying like rock stars. I think that next year I should go with tubs of wax and offer my services to the kids who forgot to properly groom before their vacation. I could handle the sun, ocean, booze and all those young, hairy bodies. I’m sure I could convince Mark & M.E.’s very own Kelly to join me. Just an idea…
I’m going to let you all in on a little secret. Even though I love to wax, I love to write, and I’m finally done writing my ‘Happy’ books. Yesterday, I started the process of having my first romance novel published. I’m not sure how long it will take before it is available Amazon, but my goal is by my birthday in May. It is actually the first book in a series that I have been working very hard on. The book is called ‘A Promise of Passion.’ It is a fairly explicit love story (now that’s a surprise!) that was an absolute blast to write. I can’t wait to share it with everyone!
I started my day with a newbie who warned me that she had a weak bladder. I told her it was no problem, because I’ve been peed on before. Well, she didn’t disappoint. When I waxed one of the more delicate areas, she christened my table. Today is going to be fun!
I never knew there was a day dedicated to Women. I like the idea since I have spent a career making women feel sexy and confident. Cheers to all the beautiful women I have touched in my life. Yes, literally touched.
In November, I got the logo of my third Happy book, The Happy Trail, tattooed on my thigh. It is the silhouette of a woman’s backside with a set of lips on her butt. I loved my tattoo. The outline is black and the lips were red. Apparently, red tattoo ink is a carcinogen. Since then, I developed a keratoacanthoma, which is a fast growing cancerous tumor, on the lips. I had to have the tumor surgically removed. I found out today that the surgeon got all of it out, which is a huge relief. Now the lips don’t look quite the same. They are a lot thinner and more streamlined. I don’t think I’ll have them touched up, because it isn’t worth the risk. Moral? Avoid red ink and be happy with what your lips look like.
I haven’t been feeling very clever with this whole blogging thing the past two days, because I have been determined to finish my taxes this weekend which I totally hate to do. New York State isn’t very nice to us small business owners. I’d like to argue that I shouldn’t have to pay taxes, because my job is to make women feel sexy. Feeling sexy is a state of mind, not a good or service. I should not be penalized for making women feel like goddesses, I should be praised and be given a pass!