Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Another reason you should wax: A woman told me she tried a depilatory cream on her bikini line. It burned her entire v-j-jay pretty badly as soon as she put it on her skin so she jumped in the shower and tried to wash it off. Not only did it burn and irritate her skin, it discolored the pigment everywhere she put the cream. When her man wanted to have sexy time, she said no. When he tried again, she said “Fine, but I’m lying on my stomach so you can’t see how ugly it is down there.” It was a very traumatic experience and she has vowed to wax from here on in.

Spring is almost here and I think it’s time for a Wax!

Two friends came to Wax it All for Brazilian Waxes. The one had been to me several times, but it was her friend’s first time. She told her friend that her bikini hair used to feel like a porcupine but now it was soft –  thanks to M.E. Getting rid of the countless porcupines that reside between women’s legs wasn’t what I imagined doing for living when I was a little girl, but I have to admit, it’s pretty cool.

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One of my client’s sent her friend in for a Brazilian. That night they saw each other. My client asked her if she felt aerodynamic now? She sure did!

A woman walked into the salon eager for her Brazilian Wax. She said “Freddy Krueger is not touching this” as she points to her v-j-jay.” I’m not sure why you’d want Freddy to touch it, but I went with it!

Is your kitty going to have a happy hump day or is in in hiding?

Today was beautiful! The sun is shining and the temps are rising. Stop. Look down. Notice anything out of control? I believe it is time to spring clean more than your closet. It’s time to Wax It All.

As I asked a woman to turn on her side so I could finish her wax, she told me that her friends couldn’t believe she’d let someone look at her pusseeeeee! (yes, that is exactly how she said it)  She told her friends that I’ve probably seen 1,000 pusseeeee in my career so it’s no big deal. I told her that I’ve actually seen over 50,000 pusseeee in my career.

After a small rip on the top of a girl’s bikini line, she grabbed my forearms with both hands and exclaimed, “I remember you! You ask questions and when I answer, you rip off my hair.  And when you rip, you rip fasssssssst!”