Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I had a toddler, mom, and grandma come to the salon together. I waxed the mom first. She flinched a bit and sweat a LOT, but overall she did pretty well. The grandma, on the other hand, didn’t tolerate it quite as well. Not only did she sweat profusely, flail her arms and legs all over the place, slap my butt repeatedly like she was clapping her hands, she started speaking in tongues.
“I always feel like Wonder Woman after I get a Brazilian!” exclaimed a very happy client. That’s what it’s all about – feeling empowered!!
Especially if the beaver has gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax!
Yesterday was fun. I had a few new clients and several former clients that have decided to start waxing again. As I lifted up a woman’s leg and looked at her lady-parts, I realized that this was the vagina I was waxing ten years when I herniated the disc in my neck!
Words to live by….see ya at Mark & M.E.
As I was giving a woman I hadn’t seen in two years a Brazilian Wax, I looked out the window and noticed our “Walk In’s Welcome” sign by the street had fallen over. I used our intercom to let my staff know. The client started laughing hysterically. When I told the staff, “The sign fell over in the wind,” the client thought it was some kind of “code” referring to her abundance of hair. She said, “OMG, I’ve got so much hair I knocked your sign over!”
Did you know about the prep before the colonoscopy prep? It’s a “between the cheeks” wax – you silly goose!
Do you know why they created professionals like M.E.? Because no one likes to eat hair.
How do you know when you’re past due for a Brazilian? When it gets fluffy! [At least that is what one of my clients told me yesterday!!]
Small triangles, a.k.a. martini glasses are a popular shape to leave when clients get a Brazilian Wax. Some men, however, request a little more. One client asked me for a Bermuda Triangle. There was a part of me that worried about what was going to happen down there!
