Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I came across a story from The Happy Hoo-Ha (my silly nonfiction book on Amazon) about a woman who used Retin-A on her bikini line to help with ingrown hairs. Most people know that waxing over skin that has been treated with Retin-A is an absolute NO-NO! When I waxed the front of her pubis, it began to bleed because the skin was so fragile. She saw the blood, informed me that she faints when she sees blood and proceeded to black out. It was one of the most frightening experiences I’ve ever had in the wax room.

Give the gift of a Brazilian and see how accurate this statement is.

Client: Do you like your job?
M.E: No, I LOVE my job.
Client: I’m glad because getting a Brazilian makes me feel confident and sexy.
M.E: (feeling choked up & teary eyed)  Thank you so much. That’s what its all about!

And that is what it’s all about. We make women feel empowered and there isn’t a greater feeling in the world!

When I give someone a Brazilian Wax, I have them move their legs in 5 different positions. The 3rd position is when the left leg is raised next to my face. I had to ask a woman to put her shoes back on before I continued because her feet were so stinky, it was making me dizzy.

Sexy is everywhere.

This is the time of the year

There is something very wrong with this ad. C’mon Ronald, look at those pubic hair fries!!

Have A Wonderful Week!

I agree that removing your pubic or underarm hair should be a choice and not an expectation. I also believe that if you’re going to get rid of that hair, waxing is the healthier alternative.

I love when vegetables are clean, shiny and resemble sexy art.