Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I guess that’s easier than waxing it off!

Maybe he is tangled in the hair between this man’s cheeks and just needs a good wax from yours truly?

I have a client that doesn’t want me to wear gloves when I wax him. I told him before 4 consecutive appointments that, not only is it a law, wearing gloves protects both the client and the technician. Face it, there can be gunky substances or blood as well as STD’s lurking between the client’s legs and I’m not risking my health so he can get his rocks off.

I heard that rubbing hairy parts together can cause a brush fire – or should I say bush fire.  Feel sexy this winter by committing to a regular wax routine. See ya soon!

This is a great time of the year to start waxing your legs – at least if you live in upstate New York. It’s not like you’ll be wearing shorts or a bathing suits any time soon.

We prefer soft wax because we can efficiently wax around your rectum in less than one minute. With hard wax, not only do we have to wait for the wax to harden, we have to pick at the edge of the wax to pull it off. And to be honest, we don’t like picking at your butt hole.

Hazards of being a Brazilian Wax Technician: This week I was diagnosed with golfers elbow. It seems comical that even though I don’t play golf,  I got this condition playing on the green…

A woman came in for a Brazilian after a long hiatus and told one of our employees that she was making a pelt with all her hair.  Thank goodness we were able to help her with that even if we wouldn’t be using the hair for decoration.

Happy Fall