Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Some of the first cootchy waxes after COVID were pretty rough. One woman, who normally comes every 4 weeks, had a lot more redness than usual and she said her skin felt hot when she got home. To combat the heat and redness, she put a bag of frozen peas on her skin. Yesterday she told me that her skin was so hot that it cooked the peas!
One of my clients moved to another state. She sent me the description of the place she gets waxed, because she still can’t believe that a Brazilian is a 45 minute service. I can’t believe it either.
Does anyone else see what I see? Even the color…
This is why we get Brazilian Waxes ladies!
I’ve spent a career removing human pubes and it has been fun & rewarding – but REAL CLOWN PUBES?????? And don’t forget the unpleasant odor!
Also, Brazilian Wax Day when the salon reopened after the quarantine!
Funny chest wax story: I had a slender man with big feet and even bigger sneakers lying on my table. When I started to wax his chest, he was pretty calm until I got to his nipples. I waxed half of one nipple and he clinked his big sneakers together and yelled, “my nips! my nips!” That scenario repeated until his nipples were hair free.
Women say all sorts of crazy things when they come in for a wax – especially after a long absence. Yesterday, a client came in, pointed to her bikini area and said, “I brought you a midget.”
A young woman was thrashing on my wax table. I was using my body weight to hold her one leg down. Her boyfriend was holding her upper body securely so she wouldn’t fall off the table. She was sweating profusely and being quite dramatic. At one point she yelled “I should’ve kept my afro on – you’re ruining my weave!”
Organic isn’t always better…