Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Our men do get a bit crazed when they know we’ve gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax. 

Now that I have your attention…..Yes, Mark & M.E. and Wax It All are open!!!! The only service we cannot legally do is facials. Wear a mask, give a call and let’s do it!

I still keep coming across quarantine memes that crack me up. But this also made me realize that you are going to want to keep up with your waxes and come in every month in case we have to close again!

For the first time EVER – my literary obsession with The Happy Hoo-Ha was purchased through 3 venues – Audible, Barnes & Noble and Amazon! And even though my royalties are small, it’s okay.  Hopefully I made some new people laugh with my crazy stories!!!

One in six kitties that come in for a Brazilian Wax just can’t help whipping off their mask.

You are never too old to start waxing!

Last week I had an incident during a Brazilian where I was extremely grateful I was wearing a mask.

A client told me a funny story on Saturday. She walked into a supermarket with her dog in a carrier that had a netting over it. As she was entering the store, the dog sneezed. At that moment, there was a couple walking by her. The woman told my client that she needed to put a mask on her dog. My client told the woman she needed to put a mask on her snatch! The husband started to laugh, the woman wanted to know what was so funny, he told her it was nothing and they left the store.

Yesterday I told you about my client who cooked her frozen peas on her COVID cootch after her Brazilian Wax. As I was finishing her service, we talked about the possibility of a 2nd wave and the salon being forced to close this winter. I told her if we close again that Wegmans will have to make sure they have a super large order of frozen peas on stock for when we reopen.