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Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
You never know what a woman will scream during a Brazilian Wax. Yesterday a woman screamed for baby Jesus!
A woman came to me because she was tired of her technician taking 45 minutes to do her Brazilian. She didn’t have a lot of hair and was very easy to do. The service took about seven minutes. As I was waxing her, I noticed that the technician didn’t get all the hair in her creases or in her backside. She said she was always bummed that she didn’t get all the hair. When I finished, I said “you’re good.” She said, “good to do what?” I replied, “you’re good to clean up, I’m done.” She sat up, looked at her watch, was shocked that it took less than 10 minutes and yelled! She couldn’t believe that it didn’t need to take close to an hour. She has been coming every 4 weeks ever since!😁
It’s one thing when you yell during a Brazilian Wax, but when you sit up to scream, I want to smack you.
Wouldn’t that be hilarious???
It’s funny what people say after they get their first Brazilian & Leg Wax. One girl told us she wanted to go out and buy satin sheets. We think that’s a great idea!
A woman told me her entanglement buddy wanted her to get a Brazilian. I guess he was tired of getting tangled in her hair.
Vajacials are on our website! When are you trying this new service out?
A girl came in for a Brazilian and apologized for having her men-steration. Apparently she blames her man on her period.
There is a lot of construction outside of Mark & M.E. these days. I looked out the window as I was waxing a woman this morning and laughed out loud. I read the word “bump” as I was waxing her “rump!”