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Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Being bald makes everyone frisky. Look how guilty those sphinx kitties look!
If you don’t want your kitty to bruise, save the shots for after your Brazilian.
Conversation with a woman on my waxing table who was pregnant with her first child.
Client: “Having a baby is going to be way easier than getting a Brazilian, isn’t it?”
M.E. “Getting a Brazilian feels like a back rub in comparison to having a baby.”
After 18 months of going completely natural with her bikini area, a client had some extremely long hair for me to get rid of. When she saw the hair on the strip, she commented that we could make a toupee with all that hair. I told her we would still need to trim the toupee; it was that long.
A woman walked into the wax room and told me she had chili last night and it wasn’t settling well. I had 2 thoughts: 1) I wish I kept some Beano on hand. 2) I’m glad I was wearing a mask.
Client: “I haven’t been here in a year and a half and I brought you Chewbacca (as she points to her lady parts).”
M.E. “I’ve never been a Star Wars Fan.”
I prefer my pumpkins without hair. See you at Mark & M.E. today!
The look on my sister in law’s face when I told her we offer vajacials at the salon!😂
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