A woman tried to give herself a Brazilian Wax. She was only able to do the top, so she came to me to finish the job. Before she undressed, she told me that she gave herself a mullet. She wasn’t kidding!
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
As I was waxing a new client, the song “Rescue Me” came on. The client thought that was the perfect song to come on during his Brazilian Wax. As it turned out, he didn’t need to be rescued. He did great!
Is it safe to wax when you’re pregnant?
We get asked that a lot and the answer is YES! Shaving and trimming your lady parts is not only logistically impossible with a belly in the way, it can be dangerous. I’ve heard too many stories over the years about pregnant women cutting themselves in places you do not want to be cut. Leave the personal grooming up to the experts at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All. We’ll get you ready for that special day!
We really appreciate the clients who shower right before their wax appointments. In this heat, however, some people get very sweaty on their ride to the salon. Yesterday a woman had an appointment with me but lives an hour away. As she was showering, her husband started her car and cranked the air so she wouldn’t get sweaty on her way to Mark & M.E. Huge shout out to that thoughtful husband!
Beauty service gone bad 😂
Did you know that muff has been a slang word for vaginas since the 1690’s?
A young man came in for a Brazilian Wax. It was his first time. After he left the salon, he ran back in and asked “How long do I have to wait until I have sex?” My employee told him 24 hours. His reply, “But I’m gay!” My employee repeated “24 hours.” Not everyone has to wait that long, but it is a good idea to let your skin heal before you engage in any type of intimate activities.
A woman came in for a Brazilian Wax and it took her nearly 5 minutes to remove what she called her FAHA. Apparently it was a type of spanx (it looked like a black diaper) and she could not get it off. It got tangled in her dress and she almost fell over. I was trying not to laugh, but…
A woman came in for a Brazilian Wax because she was going out of town to celebrate her 16th wedding anniversary. Ironically, the symbol for 16 years is wax. It’s supposed to represent the burning passion of a couple’s relationship. Although the symbol refers to a candle, I think a Brazilian Wax will create more passion than a candle ever would.
A client came in on her lunch break and said I have to “rip and run!” Fortunately, she comes to the Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian!!!
