Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

 I’ve been doing Brazilians nearly 30 years and there is a certain part of the female anatomy that rarely has hair on it. The other day a woman was paranoid that I was going to wax off her “pearl.” I assured her that not only was it impossible to wax off an entire body part, she didn’t have any hair on it. I had to keep telling her that there was no reason to worry. To be honest, I wanted to tell her that the next time she came for a Brazilian she should wait until AFTER her wax to smoke her blunt.😱

Another day in my Brazilian Wax room:

 A song entitled ‘Thank You’ by Dido was playing while I was waxing a girl. There’s a part when the singer says “It’s Not So Bad.”  I sang this to my client while it was playing. Her response,”Oh yes it is!”

 HAPPY LABOR DAY FROM OUR GANG AT MARK & M.E. AND WAX IT ALL TO YOURS! 

Don’t be grumpy because it isn’t sunny and warm out today.  It’s the holiday weekend! Have fun and take extra time enjoying your wax!

 Please remember that hair is flammable so if you haven’t gotten waxed, both Mark & M.E. and Wax It All are open from 8-3 today!

 A woman walked in the room to get a Brazilian Wax and told me she brought me Chewbacca. She wasn’t kidding.

Client: “Last time I came in I waited a really long time between Brazilians and you said you were going to put my hair in a pony tail so I came in after a month so you couldn’t say that again.”

Yep, that sounds like something I would say!😂

I started my blog over 10 years ago because something funny happens every day in the wax room. Yesterday a client sat up to look at her bareness and yelled “She’s so cute! I’m going to show the world!!”

 It’s not uncommon for our clients to wait longer between waxes when they are going on vacation. This is exactly what a woman looked like and what she said as I was waxing her for her vacation.

 This is a question we get asked a lot, so I thought it was important to share our answer with all you ladies out there.

Can you get waxed when Aunt Flo comes to visit? Absolutely! Just make sure the area is clean, cupped, and/or plugged.